You forgot that video called Safety Dance! Good lawd, I hated that video. It was fascinatingly, compellingly, stupid.

And for close runners-up, I’ll nominate two more: Come on Eileen by Dexy’s Midnight Runners, and Wild Boys by Duran Duran! Both of these were exceptionally ugly and cringe!

And one gorgeous, non-cringe video: Nothing Compares to You by Sinead O’Connor!