No! Just no.
Candy corn is basically the equivalent of those little sugar lumps that develop in the canister when there too much moisture!
Also, I can’t have any sugar, so there!

On everything else though, we are actually in full agreement. I hate both of those tv series, I sit down in the shower, we all bathe too much, which is why we always need to lube up our whole bodies all the time, and yes, bacon is overrated (cuz I can’t eat it!)