I'm gonna have to disagree with you on some of your policework there. I think white men are absolutely obsessed with everyone else's private parts.

So much so that they have crafted whole stories and stereotypes based on speculation about the size, color, shapes, and use of OPP. There's seemingly an entire cottage industry of men flashing and/or playing with themselves in front of non-consenting partners, but sending pictures of their Stuff to women online.

They're not just obsessed with everyone else's junk, they're obsessed with their own, too.