Another Ten Questions: A Writing Prompt

Here are another ten questions no one has bothered to ask me (and they should, because according to my own personal (and highly objective) reasoning, I am absolutely fascinating!)

If you could jump in a water full of anything, what would it be?

I have always loved those little bubble headed gold fish. I could jump into a pool of those, or a pool of those giant Koi fish, although those tend to get so large that I’m just a little bit scared of them.

Barring that, it might be really interesting to jump into a swimming pool full of water balloons.

No, I do not think it’s ever a good idea to jump into any type of food item. That’s not only wasteful, but kinda nasty, as I’m sure whatever it is will get into every nook and cranny, and that cannot be good.

What is the weirdest thing in your home?

I used to have this little nature altar in my bedroom that consisted of a rabbit skin, that I bought decades ago, for some long forgotten art project, and a giant deer antler I found in the woods, and a single cowboy boot spur.